April 2013
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.”
– Irish proverb (via hymntohope)
“But I do love this city. I love its atrocious accent, its inferiority complex in...”
– Dennis Lehane writes a perfect op-ed, complete (as everything out of Boston usually is) with an implication that New Hampshire is trashy. (via leilacohanmiccio)
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
“Tired, tired with nothing, tired with everything, tired with the world’s weight...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via natncho)
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“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say...”
– Mister Rogers
vaspim:
ray j sitting there at home refreshing kim k’s twitter page eating a rotisserie chicken from walmart
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disapp-
Phone: Please leave a message after the tone
Alexis: fuck!
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the horrible shit you did to me, and I'd like to-
Mom: you lied.
Alexis: stop!
Mom: you lied!
Alexis: stop it! *cries* stop dammit!!
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There's many things I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore 6-inch Loubotins to court with my tweed skirt when I wore 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes.
Mom: 29 dollars!
Alexis: EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the way that you turned on me when I'm going through such a hard time in my life. I opened up to you so that way the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented, strong, healthy girl that I am. Not even a girl. Young woman. *cries* I am petrified...petrified with this story.
Mom: *sighs*
Alexis: I am so disappointed and I'm letting you know that I will clear this up. Have a nice life. Goodbye.
Mom: *sobbing* That was beautiful, you did such a good job expressing yourself.
Alexis: *blows nose*
March 2013
